1 00:00:50,694 --> 00:00:53,822 Elvis Presley died in August 1977. 2 00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:58,201 When he died, people knew it three Elvis impersonators. 3 00:00:58,619 --> 00:01:01,955 Today there are over 50,000. 4 00:01:02,581 --> 00:01:06,751 If the number continues to rise at the current speed, 5 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:11,965 will every fourth person in the whole the world will be an Elvis impersonator in 2012. 6 00:01:12,799 --> 00:01:18,012 In the midst of this potential threat against reason, a miracle happened… 7 00:01:19,055 --> 00:01:21,766 ...and her name was Harmony Jones. 8 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:05,349 It's like I'm singing to one of them your records. But it's you. 9 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:09,103 In both cases, it's me. 10 00:02:09,311 --> 00:02:12,439 How can I thank you for the ride? 11 00:02:12,648 --> 00:02:16,610 Maybe one day you will something special for me. 12 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:32,876 Elvis, it's me. Harmony. 13 00:02:33,084 --> 00:02:38,089 I always knew you would help me, because you saved me once. 14 00:02:38,298 --> 00:02:42,677 I have a pink Cadillac. A newer model than yours. 15 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:48,099 I have traveled thousands of kilometers and sold millions of lipsticks. 16 00:02:48,307 --> 00:02:51,852 But lately have I felt empty. 17 00:02:52,061 --> 00:02:56,857 I hope my destiny is more than eyeliner and lipstick. 18 00:02:57,483 --> 00:03:00,402 Perhaps you can help me? 19 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:39,189 Your bank accounts will overflow like lava 20 00:03:39,398 --> 00:03:43,152 and create �ey of Swiss accounts. It is true. 21 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:47,322 But it's not about the money, is it? 22 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:52,536 It's about beauty, and about enriching people's lives. 23 00:03:53,161 --> 00:03:57,749 It's about walking the streets 24 00:03:57,957 --> 00:04:01,294 and say with your whole body: 25 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,588 I am a goddess. 26 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:06,924 I... am a goddess. 27 00:04:14,432 --> 00:04:19,228 I'm starting to doubt it that there is something beneath the surface. 28 00:04:19,645 --> 00:04:25,275 I can't even say the word... pink. 29 00:04:26,735 --> 00:04:33,825 It is 4 p.m., and we are in a pool with cocktails. Why? 30 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:39,873 Because we sell tons of makeup, and we make truckloads of money on it. 31 00:04:40,081 --> 00:04:45,294 If our ready founder Lydia Pinks butt floated to the surface, 32 00:04:45,503 --> 00:04:47,797 I wanted to kiss it. 33 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:54,261 Hold up! Mother has a cocktail. You can play down at the bottom. 34 00:04:55,721 --> 00:05:01,352 I think you should read Pink Lady manual page 1. 35 00:05:02,186 --> 00:05:06,565 Career... family... balance. 36 00:05:12,195 --> 00:05:16,575 I'll drive you home right away, and your father will kill you. 37 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:21,371 A man, Harmony. 38 00:05:21,579 --> 00:05:24,916 A man would make you calm down. 39 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:30,546 It is not good to be alone. I don't need a relationship. 40 00:05:34,717 --> 00:05:39,722 You, and I, need something I don't think you'll get that at Pink Lady. 41 00:05:43,892 --> 00:05:47,229 Elvis, do you think Shirl is right? 42 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:50,565 Maybe it's time to settle down. 43 00:05:50,774 --> 00:05:55,362 It seems Pink Lady is only one I ever knew. 44 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:58,698 What's all the silly stuff for? 45 00:05:58,907 --> 00:06:02,035 I release the beauty in us. 46 00:06:02,243 --> 00:06:06,623 - Don't you just do that with dogs? - No, dear. 47 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:12,879 "Releasing the lock" means securing yourself that the outside reflects the inside. 48 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:18,718 How about � join in and let me make you a pretty princess? 49 00:06:18,926 --> 00:06:21,846 - Can you? - Yes, I can. 50 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:38,528 I don't know who I am anymore. 51 00:06:39,154 --> 00:06:41,448 My company sucks. 52 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:45,410 The marriage: end. The divorce: tough. 53 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:49,998 Do you know my priest is in prison? 54 00:06:50,832 --> 00:06:55,419 That is probably why I have come back home to talk to you. 55 00:06:55,628 --> 00:07:00,633 That's probably why everyone keeps coming back to talk to you about things like... 56 00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:05,012 ...which they usually don't can talk to others about, and... 57 00:07:06,055 --> 00:07:10,434 I even get disturbed when I talk to the dead. 58 00:07:12,102 --> 00:07:13,770 Excuse me. 59 00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:20,443 - What do you want? - Do you have the divorce papers ready? 60 00:07:20,652 --> 00:07:22,737 I want to end this. 61 00:07:22,946 --> 00:07:26,074 Stop at Bergdorf's so I can get my furs. 62 00:07:26,282 --> 00:07:32,747 Why don't you take one of the furs and stuffing it into the big, fat... 63 00:07:32,955 --> 00:07:38,794 Don't take it so seriously. I have given you three years of consciousness-expanding sex. 64 00:07:39,003 --> 00:07:43,591 - Three years? Don't you mean three weeks? - Yes, the Lightning Wing. 65 00:07:44,216 --> 00:07:46,927 If you also want signed those papers, 66 00:07:47,136 --> 00:07:50,055 so add them to me in Las Vegas, as we have agreed. 67 00:07:50,264 --> 00:07:54,226 Don't forget the suit. King Mart, Amarillo, Texas. 68 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:58,397 - Shit in the suit. - Without Elvis' suit, no divorce. 69 00:07:58,605 --> 00:08:01,316 Have a nice day, sussebass. 70 00:08:04,653 --> 00:08:09,866 There are so many things that make one man's life, and they only remember the claws. 71 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:25,506 You can earn extra money and develop a passion. 72 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:30,094 And you can get people to � feel special. 73 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,430 Sell ​​and be happy. 74 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:38,018 All that, and so has you still time for family? 75 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:42,397 You understand... no. I don't have that. 76 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,075 - Goodbye, my friend. - Say hello to the sweet lady. 77 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,577 Thank you very much. 78 00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:29,109 Thanks. We will be right back. 79 00:09:29,317 --> 00:09:33,488 But I'll stay here with you, little lady. So just relax. 80 00:09:34,322 --> 00:09:39,535 I take the usual. And a pink squirrel for my friend here. 81 00:09:39,952 --> 00:09:43,915 - You are the king. - Quick to understand. 82 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:48,294 Are you one of those people? The Mary Kay cosmetics girls? 83 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:53,299 - We are pink. They are more salmon colored. - You are guaranteed to be good. 84 00:09:53,507 --> 00:09:57,886 You could do magic with me. Make me "Elvis himself". 85 00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:02,891 - I don't think so. - Come on. "Pretty please". 86 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,811 "It would mean the world to me." 87 00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:11,649 - Maybe I could help you a little. - Thank you. Many thanks. 88 00:10:21,242 --> 00:10:24,162 �, how good I am. 89 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:51,271 Come in. Welcome to the king's suite. 90 00:10:52,105 --> 00:10:54,190 Right there, thanks. 91 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:59,195 - It smells like booze in here. - Sorry. Here. 92 00:11:00,446 --> 00:11:04,826 - This should be enough. - I don't think... 93 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:08,996 I don't blame you if you do. 94 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:13,584 Look at me. I'm a loser. 95 00:11:14,835 --> 00:11:20,257 All my life I have wanted to be Elvis, but I'm just Sid Gluffman. 96 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,594 A prickly loser. 97 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:29,641 I thought that if I was Elvis Gluffman, 98 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:33,395 I might have a chance. 99 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:42,779 I have to wash myself, and so on I see what I can do. 100 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:52,997 When I get out, we'll try � find your best sides. 101 00:11:53,205 --> 00:11:55,708 Let as much as you want. 102 00:11:55,916 --> 00:12:00,087 And I have a new, dry makeup, who can perform miracles. 103 00:12:30,324 --> 00:12:32,201 Hello? 104 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:40,751 Mr. Gluffman? 105 00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,462 Elvis? 106 00:13:13,074 --> 00:13:19,121 I can't answer the phone. I'm out making the world more beautiful. 107 00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:24,543 Come on Shirl. Pick up the phone. I need you. 108 00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:31,425 I'm not a murderer, I'm not a murderer. 109 00:13:31,842 --> 00:13:35,387 Why does the government care? about a dead Elvis impersonator? 110 00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:38,098 Elvis was an agent. 111 00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:41,017 It's a joke, right? 112 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:45,396 He's right, Sal. President Nixon hired him as a special agent. 113 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:49,567 Everything that concerns his Kingdom is our problem. 114 00:13:52,487 --> 00:13:54,989 Where's the cheeseburger? 115 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:03,122 He must have gone up in smoke he smoked, and the costume caught fire. 116 00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:07,918 They found this here in the rubbish bin by the door. 117 00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,378 Interesting. 118 00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:12,714 They don't change the bedspread. 119 00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:16,468 - The bed, maybe. - Where do you want to go? 120 00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:21,473 Anyone who grills even on a bedspread, 121 00:14:21,681 --> 00:14:25,643 which has been in �revis and collected body fluids 122 00:14:25,852 --> 00:14:29,814 poured out by the hundreds of stupid idiots 123 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:34,193 who are too lazy to � fold it together and put it away, 124 00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:37,738 is a big, fat, lazy slob. 125 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:47,956 Can I just talk a little bit? with my new partner? 126 00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:57,966 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Sorry, I... 127 00:14:58,175 --> 00:15:02,137 ...has a thing for bedspreads. They don't change them in good places. 128 00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:04,848 We're not moving in. 129 00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:10,895 Do you think you could swallow your neuroses, so� we can continue the investigation? 130 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:18,611 I'll probably examine the bedspread. I just hope I don't get a rash. 131 00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:31,957 BURNING LOVE: IMITATOR GRILL 132 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:46,346 - A Pink Lady classic. - Delicious. Very tasty. 133 00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:50,099 Do you have any samples? 134 00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:55,313 I have no use for this where I'm going. 135 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,398 Where are you going? 136 00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:00,943 Hell. To hell for sure. 137 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,739 "Surrender"? It's not even Pink Lady. 138 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:17,626 ELVIS IMITATORS INVADES LAS VEGAS 139 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:23,256 If we can eradicate the buffalo, why can't we get rid of some of them? 140 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:26,801 I think someone is working on it. 141 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,972 � yes. � yes. 142 00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:35,560 What? "� yes. � yes." What are you doing? 143 00:16:35,768 --> 00:16:39,313 If you can say how a dinosaur looks by looking at its bones, 144 00:16:39,522 --> 00:16:44,735 can i reproduce the woman's face using the lipstick print. 145 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:53,285 What do you see? You made some lips. Your 'Brave New World' sucks. 146 00:16:54,953 --> 00:16:58,290 You fight technology when you should embrace it. 147 00:16:58,498 --> 00:17:01,418 - There's a spider in here. - Hold on, then. 148 00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:05,589 No, there's a spider in here, then stop the car. Stop the car! 149 00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,091 What? Where? 150 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:12,679 It's not a spider. 151 00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:17,058 It's a myhank. 152 00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:20,394 Now it's gone. 153 00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:32,281 - I have a thing for spiders. - You tricked me there. 154 00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:38,954 Welcome to the biggest one The Elvis store west of the Mississippi. 155 00:17:39,162 --> 00:17:43,333 Buy your Elvis costume today. Pay tribute to your king. 156 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:49,798 If you just want to look, go ahead museum, you fat little fool. 157 00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:54,385 Excuse me, do you know where the way to freeway 40 is? 158 00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:58,556 Do I look like a road map, maybe? Stick, you old crow. 159 00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:03,978 Hello, mate. How about a small contribution? 160 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:07,732 - I gave at the office. - Smarting, what? 161 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:11,485 Everyone must pay their respects to the king. 162 00:18:12,945 --> 00:18:16,490 I've been driving all night to find an Elvis costume 163 00:18:16,699 --> 00:18:20,869 to my stupid impersonator wife, so� I'm a little sad, 164 00:18:21,078 --> 00:18:24,623 and if i were you I wanted to keep a low profile. 165 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:32,547 Just drive. Stick, you loser. 166 00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:36,509 Who wants your stupid money? 167 00:18:42,348 --> 00:18:45,476 I've had enough you stingy junkies. 168 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:20,510 Elvis, you saw what happened. It went so fast. 169 00:19:21,135 --> 00:19:25,932 The fire was completely out of control. What could I have done? 170 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,197 I should wish that my life was as simple as it was before. 171 00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:52,207 - The gearbox, mother? - Exactly. 172 00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:55,543 "Heartbreak Hotel" is for gearboxes. 173 00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:58,671 What if I had sung "You Were Always on My Mind"? 174 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,216 - Then you would have cleaned. - Right again. 175 00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:06,804 A girl who can fix a car, for a guy with style, 176 00:20:07,013 --> 00:20:08,890 and which is rich and gentle. 177 00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:12,643 Do you take a wrench and help? 178 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,065 Who made you like this? 179 00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:23,278 Miss Belle showed me how becomes pretty. I can show you that. 180 00:20:23,695 --> 00:20:28,492 Your father never liked that I have stood up. 181 00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:31,828 Do you know what he says? 182 00:20:32,037 --> 00:20:36,207 Appearance is one thing, the personality is different. 183 00:20:44,757 --> 00:20:48,094 Go out and play, and let me finish, 184 00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:51,639 and later the two of us will give it gas. 185 00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,810 Yes, mother. 186 00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:10,824 I could have sent them her stupid claws, 187 00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,952 but I was going in person bring them to Las Vegas. 188 00:21:14,161 --> 00:21:18,123 And then the car broke down in Albuquerque of all places. 189 00:21:18,331 --> 00:21:22,710 I need some good news. Do we get the lipstick campaign? 190 00:21:22,919 --> 00:21:28,549 They don't like the slogan. They don't want "A better life". 191 00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:32,303 Do they want it with a six packs of beer and some naked ladies? 192 00:21:32,512 --> 00:21:37,308 Close to. You will probably be happy � hear that I have taken it upon myself 193 00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:39,810 � take some people for a conversation. 194 00:21:40,019 --> 00:21:45,232 - Who said you had to have conversations? - You won't believe it. 195 00:21:47,526 --> 00:21:49,403 Aaron. 196 00:21:54,199 --> 00:21:58,995 - I would very much like to have the job. - Aaron, what's going on? 197 00:21:59,621 --> 00:22:01,915 You get that too. 198 00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:06,294 You can't imagine what these women look like. 199 00:22:06,711 --> 00:22:09,839 The old one can't do this to me. 200 00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:16,721 If it was a bad product, I would say: Let's get some skin. 201 00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:22,351 - It's a bad time... - I do everything to get the job. 202 00:22:23,602 --> 00:22:25,688 Anything. 203 00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:29,441 Just take it easy. I'll probably fix it. 204 00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:34,446 - I'm in the process of fixing it. - Goodbye. 205 00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:45,707 If you want to lick something, so lick your balls. 206 00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:50,295 We leave on three. Clear? One, two, three. 207 00:22:53,423 --> 00:22:55,508 Is he dead? 208 00:22:56,968 --> 00:22:58,427 Now he is. 209 00:22:58,636 --> 00:23:01,138 If it was planned, is there a genius behind it. 210 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:06,352 Check out a blue 65 Pontiac GTO with number G5C56JY. 211 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:11,148 How difficult it is to realize that if you don't sing like Elvis, 212 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,276 must one touch a Planet Hollywood- t-shirt and shut up. 213 00:23:14,484 --> 00:23:18,238 Why would anyone kill an Elvis impersonator? 214 00:23:18,447 --> 00:23:23,034 Perhaps a psychotic reaction p� the bad haircut, the taste, 215 00:23:23,243 --> 00:23:26,371 - the bad singing voice... - I have understood that. 216 00:23:27,622 --> 00:23:29,707 THE FLAP WENT DOWN 217 00:24:07,452 --> 00:24:10,580 - Baby. - All time. 218 00:24:11,831 --> 00:24:15,793 Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby... 219 00:24:17,462 --> 00:24:20,798 You mustn't stare like that. You're burning a hole in my suit. 220 00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:23,509 I have tried that. 221 00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:29,348 - What's the problem? - Elvis has a problem with the car. 222 00:24:30,391 --> 00:24:34,353 But Elvis doesn't fix cars. Elvis arranges women. 223 00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:37,064 Here, loverboy. Do you want help or not? 224 00:24:37,272 --> 00:24:42,277 You have a bone in your nose. It is What I like about lesbians. 225 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:48,742 A woman who ignores this here and fixing cars? It is obvious. 226 00:24:50,827 --> 00:24:53,538 Well observed. You have a hole in the radiator. 227 00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:56,249 Talk to me, baby. 228 00:25:01,671 --> 00:25:03,965 Now we'll see. 229 00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:08,761 Take your gum, and twist it around the lipstick. 230 00:25:08,969 --> 00:25:12,306 That's it for the next one petrol station. 231 00:25:13,557 --> 00:25:17,102 - Are you going to Vegas? - Las Vegas, Nevada. 232 00:25:17,311 --> 00:25:22,524 To the international Elvis impersonator congress. Hallelujah. 233 00:25:23,358 --> 00:25:28,363 Okay. Hop in the car and see if our little patch works. 234 00:25:28,989 --> 00:25:30,657 You know what, lump sugar? 235 00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:36,079 Why don't you get in and gassing up, while the king looks on�? 236 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,458 As you wish, Your Majesty. 237 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:52,344 - Does it hold? - Just give it gas. 238 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:32,383 I can't answer the phone. I'm out making the world more beautiful. 239 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:40,516 Shirl, where are you? Damn it! Shirl, this is really bad. 240 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,478 Heck! 241 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:52,402 We've been looking for you. We are waiting on your cosmetic genius. 242 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,739 I'll be right back. 243 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:59,492 - Think it's her. - Yes, right? 244 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:13,255 � yes... I... Your bank accounts, yes. 245 00:27:13,672 --> 00:27:17,217 Their bank accounts will flow over like lava... 246 00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:24,099 ...and the lava will form �eys of bank... of swiss accounts. 247 00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:28,061 But it's all about… 248 00:27:30,355 --> 00:27:33,900 It's about the beauty as inspiration... 249 00:27:34,109 --> 00:27:38,071 And about enlightening and enriching lives, so you can go out into the street... 250 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:42,450 ...and with the whole body say: I am a goddess. 251 00:27:43,076 --> 00:27:46,412 - She's crazy. - Can we get our money back? 252 00:28:35,209 --> 00:28:37,920 - Do you like it? - Yes! 253 00:28:41,674 --> 00:28:45,219 - Yes, I do. - Make me an offer. 254 00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:49,598 - Let's change lives. - Right. 255 00:28:54,186 --> 00:28:57,105 Don't you want to know what you're getting? 256 00:28:57,314 --> 00:29:00,650 No, that's half the thrill. 257 00:29:00,859 --> 00:29:03,361 You want excitement. 258 00:29:04,404 --> 00:29:06,489 It was your offer. 259 00:29:06,906 --> 00:29:09,617 That was it. Keep your keys. 260 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:23,172 - I have to stab. - Did I say something wrong? 261 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:27,759 It's to protect you. Nothing will happen to you. 262 00:29:32,347 --> 00:29:35,475 Wait a minute, you don't understand. 263 00:29:35,684 --> 00:29:38,812 "A better life" is classic. You talk about desire. 264 00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:43,817 Gravity that places the brain where women can take advantage of it. 265 00:29:44,025 --> 00:29:50,698 Can't we make a campaign where sex is an expression of more than wild desire? 266 00:29:53,618 --> 00:29:55,286 Mr. Croft? 267 00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:00,708 - Hello? - Excuse me, mr. Croft. 268 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:07,798 - What did you say to the customer? - I'm stressed. I probably exaggerated. 269 00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:13,220 Exaggerate? He has either given birth light strokes or an orgasm. 270 00:30:14,262 --> 00:30:19,267 - I'm not quite sure. - Revive him. I'll come up with something. 271 00:30:20,101 --> 00:30:23,021 I'll call later. Have a nice day. 272 00:30:31,779 --> 00:30:35,741 Here at the company acknowledges we the importance of sex. 273 00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:39,495 Do you want to have sex? Then you have sex. A lot. 274 00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:44,917 And with your whole body say: 275 00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:48,462 I am a goddess. 276 00:30:49,713 --> 00:30:53,258 A big round of applause for Harmony Jones. 277 00:31:02,017 --> 00:31:03,685 Hello. 278 00:31:05,353 --> 00:31:07,647 - It's me. - Hello. 279 00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:11,401 Do you have anything to eat? 280 00:31:12,026 --> 00:31:15,363 - I have to go. - Wait a minute. 281 00:31:16,614 --> 00:31:18,908 I'll say it like it is. 282 00:31:19,116 --> 00:31:23,496 You seem like a nice guy, and you are really attractive. 283 00:31:24,747 --> 00:31:29,752 - I would like to give you the whole trip. - You have persuaded me. 284 00:31:31,837 --> 00:31:35,382 - You're not my type. - How do you know that? 285 00:31:35,591 --> 00:31:39,970 I just want to get to know you better you and know what you are doing. 286 00:31:40,178 --> 00:31:44,349 - Everything is in this brochure. - Can I treat you to a drink? 287 00:31:44,557 --> 00:31:47,477 I don't think so. I am dangerous. 288 00:31:47,685 --> 00:31:49,771 Come on again. 289 00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:58,946 "Make the world smile, one woman at a time." Not bad. 290 00:32:04,785 --> 00:32:09,373 What a crappy day. This one the case pisses me off. 291 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:14,795 Cut it out there! You've been raking for an hour. 292 00:32:15,003 --> 00:32:19,383 I can't do anything about it. Is it lavender? 293 00:32:19,591 --> 00:32:23,553 - Is what lavender? - Your aftershave. I am allergic. 294 00:32:23,762 --> 00:32:25,847 Take a pill. 295 00:32:27,515 --> 00:32:31,686 - Nice armored figure, huh? - You could try something with lemon. 296 00:32:31,895 --> 00:32:36,482 Maybe that would fit your natural body odor. 297 00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:45,658 Liberace tried to close the radiator with this here. 298 00:32:45,866 --> 00:32:48,786 The engine flew out maltreated his face. 299 00:32:48,994 --> 00:32:52,748 - Thanks for the visualization. - Does it look suspicious? 300 00:32:53,165 --> 00:32:56,293 It looks like an old one cart that gave up. 301 00:32:56,502 --> 00:32:58,795 "Surrender". 302 00:33:01,298 --> 00:33:04,009 THE FORENSIC MEDICINE IS NOT "LONELY TONIGHT" 303 00:33:14,227 --> 00:33:18,606 "Make the world smile, a woman at a time". It's your turn. Miles. 304 00:34:25,754 --> 00:34:29,925 Elvis was sitting right here. He listened to that radio. 305 00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:33,053 He held with his hands around this steering wheel. 306 00:34:33,261 --> 00:34:37,223 And he cried his brave tears when Hank Williams sang: 307 00:34:37,432 --> 00:34:39,726 "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry". 308 00:34:39,934 --> 00:34:42,437 He never drives a Buick. 309 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:47,441 Isn't she cute? Clayton Pool owned it before. 310 00:34:50,569 --> 00:34:54,949 All cars look the same to children. But I promise you… 311 00:34:55,157 --> 00:35:00,162 If this car did not belong Elvis Aaron Presley... 312 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:05,792 ...so let the Lord smite me to the earth with one blow. 313 00:35:14,134 --> 00:35:17,470 - It was his own fault. - Exactly. 314 00:35:25,812 --> 00:35:29,357 I think "Surrender" the people going to � like this one here. 315 00:35:29,565 --> 00:35:32,276 We have a new angle to the slogan: 316 00:35:32,485 --> 00:35:33,736 "I'm smiling." 317 00:35:33,944 --> 00:35:38,532 So� I used a model and flicked together something. Say what you think about it. 318 00:35:42,911 --> 00:35:45,831 I use "Surrender", and I smile. 319 00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:48,959 I have tried all the others. But they dry me out. 320 00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:54,589 And did not satisfy me. But then I surrendered. 321 00:35:55,006 --> 00:35:58,551 And if you surrender, will you smile too. 322 00:35:58,968 --> 00:36:01,262 What do you think? 323 00:36:01,471 --> 00:36:03,348 Do you work on fabric? 324 00:36:03,556 --> 00:36:07,518 You can't say "I'm smiling", just because you are naked. 325 00:36:07,727 --> 00:36:12,732 You say "I smile", because you feel love or joy. 326 00:36:13,149 --> 00:36:16,694 "Surrender to your feelings." Did you get it? Wake up, then. 327 00:36:16,902 --> 00:36:20,239 "Surrender to your feelings." 328 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,992 It's perfect. I will return tonight. 329 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:36,087 Here is something. The lipstick on� the napkin was called "Surrender". 330 00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:39,424 It's the same brand which we found in mr. Hole in the Head. 331 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:44,012 - It doesn't have to mean anything. - Everything matters. 332 00:36:44,429 --> 00:36:46,931 If the seed on the dress can f� a president of the court, 333 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:49,225 can DNA on the napkin trap an idiot. 334 00:36:49,433 --> 00:36:52,561 Kind of good, old-fashioned criminal schooling would benefit you. 335 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:56,107 Old fashioned can't give you this here. 336 00:37:04,865 --> 00:37:06,950 Unfortunately I can... 337 00:38:02,837 --> 00:38:06,382 My ladies. Move yourselves. Away, away, away. 338 00:38:06,591 --> 00:38:10,345 My heart is pounding. How does my Harmony have it? 339 00:38:10,553 --> 00:38:14,515 - Hi, Darren. - Why so sad mine? 340 00:38:14,724 --> 00:38:20,354 - I've had a couple of bad days. - Men can be beasts. 341 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:22,648 It's not that. 342 00:38:23,899 --> 00:38:26,402 I pretend to… 343 00:38:28,695 --> 00:38:31,615 People pretend... 344 00:38:32,032 --> 00:38:35,786 ...d... when I'm around. 345 00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:40,582 - Do you kill them? - No, I don't think so. 346 00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:44,335 - Then it's good. - I guess that's it. 347 00:38:47,881 --> 00:38:50,383 It's not that... Elvis thing? 348 00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:54,971 - Yes, I'd rather go to the police. - Don't do it. 349 00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:58,724 They are dead. Elvis's everywhere I go. 350 00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:02,061 - How...? - Hug. 351 00:39:02,269 --> 00:39:06,232 It is very bad. I'm so afraid. 352 00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:11,445 - How many are dead? - Three. 353 00:39:13,113 --> 00:39:15,407 It will probably be over. 354 00:39:15,824 --> 00:39:18,952 So maybe you can forward to lawyers. 355 00:39:46,687 --> 00:39:48,564 Hello? 356 00:39:49,815 --> 00:39:51,900 are you ok 357 00:40:20,678 --> 00:40:23,389 Harmony? What is it? 358 00:40:23,597 --> 00:40:28,394 - I'm not Harmony. - Then you are her new lipstick. 359 00:40:29,228 --> 00:40:32,564 My name is Shirl. I am her best friend. 360 00:40:32,773 --> 00:40:34,650 Hello? 361 00:40:36,527 --> 00:40:39,446 Died just like everything else out here. 362 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:55,920 Have you found anything? 363 00:40:56,129 --> 00:41:00,716 Yes, the guy has a mailbox, where it should be. 364 00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:03,844 - Something else? - I found this one nearby. 365 00:41:04,053 --> 00:41:06,555 It is evidence. 366 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,309 Pink Lady. 367 00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:13,228 IN THE MAILBOX 368 00:41:29,077 --> 00:41:32,622 - My wife would love this place. - Are you married? 369 00:41:32,831 --> 00:41:37,001 - 35 years. What about you? - Signs. My ex used a lot of makeup. 370 00:41:37,210 --> 00:41:40,546 I've always wondered what was under it. 371 00:41:45,134 --> 00:41:47,219 - Hello. - Hello. 372 00:41:48,262 --> 00:41:53,267 If you want to sign up, think I you will be good Pink Lady ladies. 373 00:41:55,352 --> 00:41:59,106 - We are from the FBI. - Have I been a bad boy? 374 00:41:59,314 --> 00:42:04,945 It is your own business. We will feel free to ask a couple of questions. 375 00:42:05,987 --> 00:42:10,367 Yes. I stare while I pee, and i like older men. 376 00:42:12,243 --> 00:42:15,371 Mom, it's Harmony. are you there 377 00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:18,916 I will come and visit you now. 378 00:42:20,168 --> 00:42:23,087 Is no one answering the phone anymore? 379 00:42:23,296 --> 00:42:26,215 Have you seen this here before? 380 00:42:27,258 --> 00:42:30,803 Let me see. It's a Pink Lady store. 381 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:35,599 A Pink Lady receptionist, and a Pink Lady brochure. 382 00:42:37,267 --> 00:42:41,230 We are investigating a possible murder case! 383 00:42:41,438 --> 00:42:44,983 Don't shout so. I'm gay, not deaf. 384 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:51,865 We follow up on these The Elvis impersonators who get killed. 385 00:42:52,073 --> 00:42:54,576 We believe that Pink Lady may be involved. 386 00:42:54,784 --> 00:42:58,121 - One of my girls? Hardly. - Harmony. 387 00:42:59,789 --> 00:43:04,585 - This is your phone. - Okay. Do you want to take my tests? 388 00:43:09,799 --> 00:43:15,012 It's Miles. I don't know how, but I must have saved your mobile. 389 00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:20,434 You have to take the paperwork. I'm free in five minutes. 390 00:43:20,642 --> 00:43:25,230 I can't talk right now, but I'll call you on my mobile. 391 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:30,026 - Can you say something about this one? - "Surrender"? 392 00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:34,614 It is twice as expensive and half as good as Pink Lady. 393 00:43:34,823 --> 00:43:37,325 I think it belongs to a woman. 394 00:43:37,534 --> 00:43:42,538 - A man wouldn't use it, would he? - So funny. 395 00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:45,041 And very hurtful. 396 00:43:45,249 --> 00:43:47,543 We are so sorry for that. 397 00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:50,880 My partner did not mean to offend you. 398 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:03,600 - I accept the apology. - Thank you. 399 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,145 Come on, Sal. 400 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:16,321 You have to pretend it's nothing. People are very different. 401 00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:21,326 - How did you become an expert? - Born and raised in San Francisco. 402 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:29,458 - Thanks for covering me. - What do you have girlfriends for? 403 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:34,880 I don't know what it's about about, but be careful. 404 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,516 - Harmony Jones, please. - What is it about? 405 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:52,189 We were in a hotel together... or not together. Nothing happened. 406 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:56,776 But she drew a heart on mine car route and gave me a brochure. 407 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:59,487 I found her mobile 408 00:44:59,696 --> 00:45:02,407 next to a guy with a mailbox on his head, 409 00:45:02,615 --> 00:45:06,995 and I called earlier, and she would call back, 410 00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:10,540 but I don't think she knew that the mobile phone was dead, so... 411 00:45:10,748 --> 00:45:13,668 - So I'll call you back. - Was that all? 412 00:45:13,876 --> 00:45:16,587 Harmony is not here. I can receive messages. 413 00:45:16,796 --> 00:45:21,383 - Do you know where she is? - No. I can receive messages. 414 00:45:23,677 --> 00:45:25,971 There is no message. 415 00:45:27,431 --> 00:45:29,099 It was strange. 416 00:45:32,227 --> 00:45:35,147 The nerds will inherit the earth. 417 00:45:35,564 --> 00:45:38,900 Delight your optic nerves with this here. 418 00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:48,076 You good god. 419 00:45:49,952 --> 00:45:53,915 When I started as an agent, did they have a draftsman 420 00:45:54,123 --> 00:45:58,294 who scribbled down a face on the basis of notes. 421 00:45:58,502 --> 00:46:01,839 - And now this here. - Nice, isn't it? 422 00:46:42,503 --> 00:46:44,171 Tender? 423 00:46:45,214 --> 00:46:47,925 How beautiful you are, mother. 424 00:46:48,133 --> 00:46:50,636 � get away from Memphis was a new start. 425 00:46:50,844 --> 00:47:01,271 Sometimes I look at you, and wondering if you are really mine. 426 00:47:01,479 --> 00:47:06,067 I'll take you to the best barbecue bar in this part of Memphis. 427 00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:11,281 - What did you want to talk to me about? - It was nothing. 428 00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:24,210 This is sinful. 429 00:47:27,338 --> 00:47:31,717 Dad always said that this one the grill bar and your arms 430 00:47:32,968 --> 00:47:36,722 were the two places that was the closest to heaven. 431 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:52,987 - What's the matter? - That's the song. 432 00:47:56,115 --> 00:47:59,869 I remember exactly where I was. 433 00:48:01,537 --> 00:48:04,457 I was fixing the car, 434 00:48:04,665 --> 00:48:09,670 and I sang that song as I always did when I fixed brakes. 435 00:48:11,338 --> 00:48:18,637 Then your father came in with the news of... that Elvis was dead. 436 00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:25,727 My Elvis was very special. "Heartbreak Hotel". 437 00:48:26,144 --> 00:48:29,898 "I want you. I need you. I love you." 438 00:48:30,523 --> 00:48:34,902 You were born in Elvis' sign. Hot and wild. 439 00:48:36,154 --> 00:48:38,656 And so polite. 440 00:48:41,993 --> 00:48:46,789 And when he came into your life, you were never the same again. 441 00:48:47,623 --> 00:48:51,377 - I still miss him. - I do that too. 442 00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:03,680 I've been sitting there on the front seat. 443 00:49:03,889 --> 00:49:06,183 Are you wondering where I was going? 444 00:49:06,391 --> 00:49:09,311 Is it really you, mr. Elvis? 445 00:49:09,519 --> 00:49:13,898 I'm coming to pick up my car all other hard working men. 446 00:49:14,107 --> 00:49:17,026 It's my favorite place. 447 00:49:21,823 --> 00:49:27,036 When the world goes crazy, I take The Cadillac and drive out there. 448 00:49:28,287 --> 00:49:33,917 I don't really need to drive. Only here can I be myself. 449 00:49:34,335 --> 00:49:37,463 I don't like being alone. 450 00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:41,842 What if I drive you home so you don't have to be? 451 00:50:09,577 --> 00:50:12,913 Hello. �, you best. 452 00:50:13,539 --> 00:50:17,710 What can I do for you? You can ask me anything. 453 00:50:17,918 --> 00:50:21,255 I'm looking for one of your Pink Ladies. 454 00:50:21,463 --> 00:50:25,842 You have found her. But I don't kiss on the first date. 455 00:50:27,302 --> 00:50:29,804 In fact, I'm looking for Harmony Jones. 456 00:50:30,013 --> 00:50:31,056 Why? 457 00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:35,018 We were in a hotel together, and we were not together... 458 00:50:36,269 --> 00:50:38,563 Wait a minute. You're the phone guy. 459 00:50:38,771 --> 00:50:40,857 - Yes. It was me. - It was you. 460 00:50:41,065 --> 00:50:44,193 - It was you. - It was me. It was both of us. 461 00:50:46,487 --> 00:50:50,866 - Nice to meet you, mr. Swirl. - Call me Darren. 462 00:50:55,454 --> 00:50:59,625 Do you think you could tell me where she is? 463 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,127 - Maybe. - Thank you. 464 00:51:02,544 --> 00:51:05,255 But why would I say that? 465 00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:12,345 I met Harmony yesterday. I can don't stop thinking about her, 466 00:51:12,554 --> 00:51:16,307 and I just know that I must see her again. 467 00:51:17,767 --> 00:51:22,563 I just love gorgeous men who have contact with your feminine side. 468 00:52:11,152 --> 00:52:14,488 - It's a nice song. - Yes. 469 00:52:17,408 --> 00:52:20,953 - Where are you from? - The Pink Lady store, where a... 470 00:52:21,161 --> 00:52:26,166 ...very kind Pink Lady guy told me where you were going. 471 00:52:28,252 --> 00:52:32,214 - I promise it's my last attempt. - I tried to call. 472 00:52:32,422 --> 00:52:37,010 Yes, I know, but the cute pink phone was dead. 473 00:52:42,849 --> 00:52:45,351 Shall I help you? 474 00:52:50,773 --> 00:52:52,650 Okay. 475 00:52:54,110 --> 00:52:57,655 When I was little I had my father a workshop. 476 00:52:59,114 --> 00:53:02,868 He used to say that moments like these 477 00:53:03,077 --> 00:53:07,456 is like � licking honey off a rusty exhaust pipe. 478 00:53:10,584 --> 00:53:14,754 We could have been family. My mother had a workshop. 479 00:53:15,589 --> 00:53:19,968 I could use a wrench before I could eat with a fork. 480 00:53:20,176 --> 00:53:23,930 Why are you stabbing? all the time away from me? 481 00:53:28,518 --> 00:53:32,688 When I come when guys like you, terrible things happen. 482 00:53:35,816 --> 00:53:40,613 - What are "guys like me" really? - I saw your Elvis costume. 483 00:53:40,821 --> 00:53:44,992 It's my wife's Elvis costume. My ex-wife. 484 00:53:45,409 --> 00:53:49,580 I'm going to Vegas and give it to her, and then I get a divorce. 485 00:53:49,788 --> 00:53:52,916 - Very likely. - That's true. 486 00:54:00,215 --> 00:54:03,551 There is an inn further down the road. 487 00:54:03,968 --> 00:54:06,471 It is outside the city limits. 488 00:54:08,765 --> 00:54:12,310 - Do you want to join and talk further? - Yes. 489 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,604 I have to do something first. Can we meet at nine? 490 00:54:14,812 --> 00:54:18,149 Nine is five. I mean nine is fine. 491 00:54:20,234 --> 00:54:23,779 "Surrender" to a Pink Lady lady? 492 00:54:23,988 --> 00:54:28,158 To be completely honest, I am allergic to lipstick, 493 00:54:28,367 --> 00:54:32,329 and everything else before my lips to � swell up like a balloon. 494 00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:37,125 My advertising agency has "Surrender" as a customer. The new slogan is: 495 00:54:37,334 --> 00:54:40,670 "'Surrender' Counters Balloon Lips." What do you think about it? 496 00:54:40,879 --> 00:54:43,381 - Are you in the advertising business? - Yes. 497 00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:45,884 Before I see your hand. 498 00:54:46,509 --> 00:54:48,386 It's ok. 499 00:54:56,102 --> 00:54:59,230 Would you surrender to your feelings? 500 00:55:41,771 --> 00:55:47,193 Since I'm lucky tonight, girls, so are you. 501 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,482 - Pink Lady is a good brand. - What idiot gives things away? 502 00:56:28,691 --> 00:56:30,776 A son here. 503 00:56:31,819 --> 00:56:35,364 - It only happens once. - Take it for yourselves. 504 00:56:42,871 --> 00:56:48,501 At the end, when he does and draws a heart on her hand, 505 00:56:48,710 --> 00:56:52,046 as she says, "Surrender to your feelings"... 506 00:56:52,255 --> 00:56:56,217 It is the most romantic thing I have ever seen. 507 00:56:57,677 --> 00:57:02,890 I have to stab. I have a date with her who was the source of inspiration. 508 00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:06,852 Tonight it's my turn. 509 00:57:07,478 --> 00:57:10,397 - Enjoy yourself. - You did a good job. 510 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,900 Thanks. 511 00:57:33,336 --> 00:57:37,090 I'm late, and I must have driven me away. 512 00:57:37,298 --> 00:57:43,554 - Is there an inn nearby? - Ponderosa. A couple of kilometers away. 513 00:57:43,971 --> 00:57:47,725 - This way? - Two right turns, then left. 514 00:57:47,933 --> 00:57:49,602 Thanks. 515 00:57:54,815 --> 00:57:59,194 I just showed a guy the way, that fits the description 516 00:57:59,403 --> 00:58:03,365 of a blue 65 GTO Pontiac on the New York sign. 517 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:22,967 And the poor man with the mailbox on his head. 518 00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:28,597 It was terrible. All the Elvis guys. They died. 519 00:58:29,849 --> 00:58:33,602 - Damn it. - Do you know what time it is? 520 00:58:35,062 --> 00:58:37,147 It's a quarter to ten. 521 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:48,825 Thanks. 522 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,551 ELVIS IMITATORS FALLING LIKE FLIES 523 00:59:07,385 --> 00:59:09,679 What the hell...? 524 00:59:48,674 --> 00:59:52,428 Elvis, excuse me continues with � bother you, 525 00:59:52,636 --> 00:59:56,182 but it's really bad. 526 00:59:56,807 --> 00:59:59,518 Do you remember him I told you about? 527 00:59:59,727 --> 01:00:02,646 He was not an Elvis impersonator. 528 01:00:02,855 --> 01:00:07,234 He was wonderful. But he never appeared. 529 01:00:08,068 --> 01:00:10,570 And now I have lost him. 530 01:00:49,775 --> 01:00:52,069 Look what we have here. 531 01:00:53,945 --> 01:00:55,822 Look at this. 532 01:00:57,699 --> 01:00:59,993 The guy is not in the bar. 533 01:01:00,201 --> 01:01:03,746 Maybe the guy is the victim, and his body is here somewhere? 534 01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:08,543 - Or... all over? - Cut it out there? 535 01:01:10,419 --> 01:01:14,799 - Maybe he is at the congress? - Which congress? 536 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:24,032 How many do you think you have rented this costume for me? 537 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,368 We must avoid attention. Live with it. 538 01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:30,496 Thanks. Thank you very much. 539 01:02:57,814 --> 01:02:59,483 Hello dear. 540 01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:02,402 This is a goddamn nightmare. 541 01:03:04,070 --> 01:03:06,781 Why aren't you here with my suit? 542 01:03:06,990 --> 01:03:12,203 - I'm locked in a luggage compartment. - No suit, no divorce. 543 01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:30,971 Harmony! 544 01:03:36,393 --> 01:03:39,104 Thank God you're here. What has happened? 545 01:03:39,312 --> 01:03:42,440 Who is dead? Who is Mr. lipstick? 546 01:03:42,649 --> 01:03:46,194 And why in heaven's name are you wearing black clothes? 547 01:03:46,611 --> 01:03:50,365 The next amateur impersonator is Johnny Jones. 548 01:04:34,574 --> 01:04:37,076 Hello, Diamond Jim. 549 01:04:37,285 --> 01:04:41,664 Do you want something, or do you spit only in the others' remains? 550 01:04:41,873 --> 01:04:44,583 I'm looking for lips. 551 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:48,963 Most are decent enough to � call them "women". 552 01:04:50,631 --> 01:04:53,759 You are not that technical now. Have you given up on the face hunt? 553 01:04:53,967 --> 01:04:58,555 When you have seen so many faces, you just see that people don't wash themselves. 554 01:04:58,764 --> 01:05:03,143 I need a break. So now I only look at lips. 555 01:05:03,351 --> 01:05:06,479 One glass at a time? It's ridiculous. 556 01:05:06,897 --> 01:05:10,442 There must be a better way � check lips on�. 557 01:05:17,532 --> 01:05:22,328 Decent men don't show up out of it bl�. What did he say? 558 01:05:22,537 --> 01:05:27,541 He said, "Life is like � licking honey of an exhaust pipe." 559 01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:30,878 Is he an advertising man? 560 01:05:31,921 --> 01:05:35,674 I thought that I had a time would meet one, 561 01:05:35,883 --> 01:05:38,177 and that everything would just happen. 562 01:05:38,385 --> 01:05:42,347 Finally he stands in front me, and what happens? 563 01:05:43,807 --> 01:05:46,309 He doesn't show up. 564 01:05:46,726 --> 01:05:49,646 Disappeared. Evaporated. 565 01:05:50,897 --> 01:05:53,608 Out of production. 566 01:05:56,110 --> 01:05:59,238 Take it easy. You find him safe again. 567 01:05:59,864 --> 01:06:02,992 But I haven't told you… 568 01:06:04,452 --> 01:06:08,205 Harmony, you've found me! I'm right here! 569 01:06:11,959 --> 01:06:13,002 Heck. 570 01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:14,878 Bang. 571 01:06:17,798 --> 01:06:21,760 It's not funny. I could get into trouble. 572 01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:25,514 Maybe I should sign up. 573 01:06:25,722 --> 01:06:30,518 So lovely. My friend does and killing Elvis impersonators. 574 01:06:32,604 --> 01:06:36,983 Poor the next one who shows up for me in an Elvis costume. 575 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,737 Wow, baby. I win a Cadillac. 576 01:06:42,613 --> 01:06:47,618 - � god. He is an Elvis. - It's just Roy. Which Cadillac? 577 01:06:48,035 --> 01:06:52,206 At the congress they give a Cadillac to the one who looks the most like Elvis. 578 01:06:52,415 --> 01:06:55,334 Hunk, hunk. Need something more? 579 01:06:57,211 --> 01:07:01,173 I don't think I've seen it the costume since the wedding night. 580 01:07:01,381 --> 01:07:04,509 See here: "Since my baby left me..." 581 01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:11,600 Roy? Is he dead? 582 01:07:12,225 --> 01:07:14,936 The emergency center. Thank God. 583 01:07:15,145 --> 01:07:18,481 - I'm locked in a luggage compartment. - Where? 584 01:07:18,690 --> 01:07:23,069 I don't know exactly where, but I'm at Shirl's and it's raining. 585 01:07:23,277 --> 01:07:28,074 It's Nevada and it's not raining, and we don't like phone terror. 586 01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:32,036 It's... Hello? 587 01:07:40,377 --> 01:07:45,799 I'm locked in a Cadillac, which belongs to a Pink Lady lady. 588 01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:51,012 Here, mr. Pink Lady lady, I've had enough of you. 589 01:07:51,221 --> 01:07:56,434 I don't like confined places. I have problems with them. 590 01:07:56,643 --> 01:08:01,022 I need help. You should know better. 591 01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:04,776 No... Hello? 592 01:08:07,487 --> 01:08:10,198 Hi... No... You must not extinguish. 593 01:08:12,908 --> 01:08:14,368 Heck! 594 01:08:16,036 --> 01:08:17,496 Shirl. 595 01:08:17,913 --> 01:08:21,458 Deliver the picture of me and the competition form. 596 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:24,378 I am a winner. I feel it. 597 01:08:24,586 --> 01:08:28,757 Just lie still. We will probably fix it. Just drive him in. 598 01:08:31,885 --> 01:08:34,179 I am a black widow. 599 01:08:34,596 --> 01:08:38,767 No. You're just a little girl who have traveled into the unknown. 600 01:08:38,975 --> 01:08:43,354 You are not an angel of the dark. You must go and deliver this, 601 01:08:43,563 --> 01:08:46,274 s� Roy can win his car. 602 01:08:46,691 --> 01:08:49,819 It could be his last wish. 603 01:08:50,444 --> 01:08:52,947 Harmony! Take it! 604 01:09:00,663 --> 01:09:02,957 Thank you. 605 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:07,961 The Cadillac is mine. I feel it. 606 01:09:14,426 --> 01:09:16,094 Harmony! 607 01:09:29,232 --> 01:09:31,526 Imagine that I do this here. 608 01:09:31,734 --> 01:09:34,237 From the ashes to the fire. 609 01:09:35,279 --> 01:09:40,493 Elvis, if you understand what do, so give me a sign. 610 01:09:41,118 --> 01:09:44,455 A gust of wind, a bolt of lightning. Anything. 611 01:09:49,668 --> 01:09:55,090 Hi, do you know where Where is Fiesta Off the Strip Hotel located? 612 01:09:56,550 --> 01:09:58,843 - The Elvis Congress? - Yes. 613 01:09:59,052 --> 01:10:02,806 It is approx. three kilometers to the southeast. At the airport. 614 01:10:03,431 --> 01:10:06,768 Are you a female Elvis impersonator? 615 01:10:07,602 --> 01:10:10,938 I am Priscilla. I'm looking for my husband. 616 01:10:11,147 --> 01:10:15,526 If you find him, you will see� greet him from Wayne Newton? 617 01:10:15,735 --> 01:10:17,612 Yes yes. 618 01:10:37,631 --> 01:10:40,967 Stop sulking. You must enter for it. 619 01:10:41,176 --> 01:10:44,095 Not when it involves people drooling over me. 620 01:10:44,304 --> 01:10:49,100 When we come to "come on, come on", you have to let your feet go. 621 01:10:52,854 --> 01:10:58,484 - Why don't you do it yourself? - You behave like a big child. 622 01:11:11,830 --> 01:11:15,792 Then there are our last participants, who signed up at the last minute. 623 01:11:16,001 --> 01:11:18,920 Give it a round of applause dynamic duo... 624 01:11:19,129 --> 01:11:22,257 "Looking For a Little More Action". 625 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:53,803 Heck! 626 01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:18,619 Don't forget to register for us Elvis look alike competition, 627 01:13:18,827 --> 01:13:22,164 and win a Cadillac the same as Elvis'. 628 01:13:25,917 --> 01:13:28,420 You were right, Charlie. 629 01:13:28,628 --> 01:13:31,339 It is much easier to read lip than fingerprints. 630 01:13:31,548 --> 01:13:35,718 But there is no match here. Congratulations, by the way. 631 01:13:36,761 --> 01:13:40,098 - You won the competition. - We won. 632 01:13:40,723 --> 01:13:44,477 Think about it. Charlie and Sal. Kicks ass and leads ladies. 633 01:13:44,685 --> 01:13:47,396 No, you have to do it there. 634 01:13:48,230 --> 01:13:52,193 Hello. I will deliver a message, please. 635 01:13:52,610 --> 01:13:54,695 - In the back? - Excuse me? 636 01:13:54,903 --> 01:13:58,240 - No. No workshop here. - No, no. 637 01:13:58,449 --> 01:14:03,870 I have to deliver a registration, so no more accidents happen. 638 01:14:04,496 --> 01:14:07,415 Whimsical? More whims? 639 01:14:09,084 --> 01:14:11,378 Well, but... 640 01:14:14,714 --> 01:14:17,217 Doesn't he look like a dot? 641 01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:20,345 The judges want to believe that Elvis is alive. 642 01:14:20,553 --> 01:14:23,264 - Elvis alive? - Yes. 643 01:14:24,724 --> 01:14:26,392 Thanks. 644 01:14:27,852 --> 01:14:32,648 - Elvis lives. - Did you just say that Elvis is alive? 645 01:14:33,065 --> 01:14:35,985 No, not me. Miss Sk�resen says so. 646 01:14:36,193 --> 01:14:40,989 Wouldn't it be nice if Elvis was alive and there was proof? 647 01:14:42,241 --> 01:14:44,743 Elvis lives and proves it. 648 01:14:46,203 --> 01:14:50,373 That lady just said that Elvis live, and that there is evidence. 649 01:14:53,918 --> 01:14:57,672 I just heard that Elvis live, and that there is evidence. 650 01:14:57,881 --> 01:15:02,468 I must say you have a fantastic vote. Golden vocal cords. 651 01:15:02,677 --> 01:15:07,890 - You... You have magical feet. - My mother said I could move. 652 01:15:08,099 --> 01:15:12,061 - You were impressive. - You were impressive. 653 01:15:13,312 --> 01:15:16,023 We have proof. He lives. 654 01:15:17,066 --> 01:15:19,777 - We have proof. Elvis is alive. - Is Elvis alive? 655 01:15:19,985 --> 01:15:22,696 Yes, and he's up on the roof. 656 01:15:25,824 --> 01:15:27,701 Harmony! 657 01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:35,625 - Hello? - Hello. 658 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:39,379 - Are you ok? - �h... No, not really. 659 01:15:40,004 --> 01:15:44,175 - What is it? - I'm locked in a luggage compartment. 660 01:15:45,426 --> 01:15:49,805 - Elvis is alive, and he is on the roof. - Move, I want Elvis. 661 01:16:33,597 --> 01:16:36,725 How can I thank you for the trip? 662 01:16:38,185 --> 01:16:42,356 Maybe one day you will do something special for me. 663 01:16:42,981 --> 01:16:47,778 You just have to listen to your heart and be true to yourself. 664 01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:05,295 You were born in Elvis' sign. 665 01:17:05,503 --> 01:17:10,091 And when he came into your life, you were never the same again. 666 01:17:16,555 --> 01:17:18,641 I believe in you, Elvis! 667 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:23,228 Hello, what do you do? 668 01:17:23,437 --> 01:17:25,731 Away from my car, otherwise I'll call the police. 669 01:17:25,939 --> 01:17:28,025 FBI, ma'am. 670 01:17:28,650 --> 01:17:32,821 - Yes. Is there something wrong? - Give me the keys, madam. 671 01:17:33,864 --> 01:17:35,323 Come on again. 672 01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:50,546 - What the hell is that? - Elvis, Elvis, Elvis! 673 01:17:50,963 --> 01:17:54,091 Hello! Man inside in a trunk! 674 01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:01,599 Juhu! Well yes! 675 01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:04,101 Hey, what's up? 676 01:18:04,310 --> 01:18:06,812 - Hello. - Hello. 677 01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:17,030 - You failed me. - You locked me in the trunk. 678 01:18:17,864 --> 01:18:20,367 - Then we're done. - Yes. 679 01:18:21,826 --> 01:18:24,120 Do you two know each other? 680 01:18:47,893 --> 01:18:51,855 - What are you doing in my trunk? - Looking around. 681 01:18:56,026 --> 01:18:58,111 Save on mouthwash. 682 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:02,699 It has been a long night. Does it work somewhere else? 683 01:19:03,116 --> 01:19:05,827 That's a great idea. 684 01:19:07,078 --> 01:19:09,998 Elvis, Elvis, Elvis! 685 01:19:15,002 --> 01:19:18,965 Are you aware of how many Bullets in my head? 686 01:19:20,424 --> 01:19:22,301 Rent a room. 687 01:19:22,510 --> 01:19:26,472 There is a parking lot. Disappear with you. 688 01:19:28,557 --> 01:19:31,894 Elvis, Elvis, Elvis! 689 01:19:37,733 --> 01:19:40,235 It is a miracle! 690 01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:05,259 Drop those imitators straight through the roof? 691 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:08,179 - How could that happen? - I don't know. 692 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:12,975 At least we know that Pink Lady the lady could not have done it. 693 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:17,354 This here is the work of God. Or Elvis' or something. 694 01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:22,567 If I were you, I'd throw them away the suits. I think the king is angry. 695 01:20:50,928 --> 01:20:56,558 If this car does not have belonged to Elvis Aaron Presley, 696 01:20:58,018 --> 01:21:01,772 so let the Lord strike me the earth in one fell swoop. 697 01:21:06,359 --> 01:21:09,070 - It was his own fault. - Exactly. 698 01:21:09,279 --> 01:21:12,198 - What's your name? - Harmony. What about you? 699 01:21:12,407 --> 01:21:16,160 - Miles. - Miles. Maybe we'll meet again? 700 01:21:16,369 --> 01:21:18,871 Come on Miles, we gotta go. 701 01:21:20,123 --> 01:21:22,208 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 702 01:21:23,042 --> 01:21:25,962 Elvis, now I understand everything. 703 01:21:26,170 --> 01:21:29,715 You had a plan and so am I glad I could help. 704 01:21:29,924 --> 01:21:33,052 Finally you are allowed to � leave the building. 705 01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:37,222 And I can start to live. Not bad, huh? 706 01:22:01,621 --> 01:22:04,332 Elliot! Oh! 707 01:22:26,228 --> 01:22:29,773 Excuse me! I cracked behind. 708 01:22:44,162 --> 01:22:49,583 If you give me a chicken sandwich, bacon, peanut butter and mayonnaise? 709 01:22:49,792 --> 01:22:52,086 I don't really know... 710 01:23:25,660 --> 01:23:30,456 I love handsome men who have contact with your feminine side. 711 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,418 Excuse me. 712 01:23:36,086 --> 01:23:37,546 Cut. 713 01:24:04,238 --> 01:24:05,281 Cut. 714 01:24:07,992 --> 01:24:12,788 No Elvis impersonators were harmed during the filming of this film.